If You Can’t Fix it With a Hammer, You’ve Got an Electrical Problem, and more Wisdom

We all need a few home remadies and handy hints once in a while, here are a few fun one for you.

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop..
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember this is only a temporary fix, unless it works.

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